pizzaforpresident:

babyb0nez666:

assistantt0theregionalmanager:

pizzaforpresident:

I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley

I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch

my names ashley…. lol

my apologies, babyb0nez666

jointhegayside:

outbox:

inbox:

I want to marry whoever has the url outbox

I’m down 

toinfinityandyourbutt:

caslovesdeanandbees:

we were in the car and my dad was all like “if all the other kids jumped off a bridge would you” and I was like “yeah cause there’d be a huge pile of bodies to land on” and he starting choking and almost swerved off the road

I SAID THIS TO MY MATH TEACHER AND SHE SENT ME TO GUIDANCE