what if i just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth omg
sometimes i think i might be bi but then
i’d rather climb a mountain than go in a cave, you feel me
‘cause you can see everything on a mountain but you never know what’s lurking in a cave
are you implying that any given vagina may or may not contain a bear
The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has been finally fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.
i hate when i become consciously aware of the fact that im breathing bc then i start breathing too fast and im like “better slow it down youre breathing too much” and then im like “whoa there dont forget to breathe” and everything becomes complicated
every fucking time i read time it fucks up my breathing im tired of your shit