I’ve been laughing at this for 8465312 years
She likes Coldplay. My life is complete!
dude……she’s married to the lead singer
WAIT I GET IT!!!
that’s because I just explained it
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
what if i just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth omg
sometimes i think i might be bi but then
i’d rather climb a mountain than go in a cave, you feel me
‘cause you can see everything on a mountain but you never know what’s lurking in a cave
are you implying that any given vagina may or may not contain a bear
The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has been finally fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.
