
I don’t smoke but one of my life goals is to perfect holding a conversation with a cigarette flapping out of the corner of my lips but somehow never falling.
I’ve always admired that skill from afar.

This Blood Lamp doesn’t look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste.
we can finally power the world with periods
there are two kinds of people
Hell, at least periods are good for something

me walking into church
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?”
haha owned you’re going to jail



