radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’

dinosaurcowboy:

Muggy and drizzling early in the morning

Lightning and raining in the morning

Sunny, clear and hot as fuck at noon

Cloudy in the afternoon

 and now it’s hailing

SPRING IN TEXAS EVERYBODY